VP Eng | ILM Executive Coach | Neurodivergent | Chief Racoon Officer

Haiku: Another Reorg

May 13, 2026 | haiku, fun, spicy

another reorg
we rename the same sadness
with some new team names

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a tired raccoon in a hoodie that reads "Another Reorg Survivor", slumped at a desk in front of a whiteboard showing a "Reorg Roadmap" of disrupt, realign, restructure, rename, repeat forever; sticky notes read "New Vision!", "New Mission!", "New Squad!" and "New Name Same Chaos", a mug reads "Everything Is Fine"